渣男Taiwan Bistro古亭四渣

Overall Rating: 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘
Dickson's Fooday food review is here!

This time, I visited the "bad boy" themed gastropub – a place full of Taiwanese pub vibes!

Located in an alley near Guting Station, "Guting Si Zha" is a Taiwanese-style izakaya. Besides a variety of Taiwanese draft beers and local specialty cocktails, there are plenty of small dishes and drinking snacks to enjoy!

This place is really suitable for all the bad boys – oh, I mean, for all the trendy men and women to hang out. You mess with me, I mess with you, and it’s all quite fun!

Come with a few friends and enjoy some super Taiwanese braised dishes along with some dry noodles or similar main dishes.

Sip on the special bad boy cocktails here and have a great time!

You can also discuss the latest bad boy antics and find out who has been bad lately (!)
But hey, don’t be too reckless, and don’t just jump in! It’s not that you won’t be reported; it’s just that the timing isn’t right!

Food: 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑
Beverages: 🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑
Atmosphere: 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘
Service: 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑
Price: 🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑
Location: 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑

⭐️ Food:
The focus is on various drinking snacks and Taiwanese small bites. On that day, we ordered a platter of braised dishes, corn shoots, and century egg tofu. Truly very Taiwanese!

I think the braised dish platter is quite good. It includes various beef braised items – tripe, tendons, and beef, and they are all quite flavorful!

The century egg tofu is a bit spicy, and I like it a lot!

⭐️ Beverages:
I remember them being decent, but nothing particularly impressive. I think the style is mainly about matching the names and presenting a Taiwanese cocktail vibe. Whether you’re drinking beer or cocktails here, it has its own unique charm.

⭐️ Atmosphere:
The interior creates a very Taiwanese izakaya feel, and the seats and tables reflect that! Although the chairs might become a bit uncomfortable after sitting for too long, the overall atmosphere is quite nice!

🤪🤪 Dickson’s banter 🤪🤪

As the saying goes, "Good-looking people have it easy; ugly ones have to eat grass." Whether you’re a bad boy or not depends on your looks. Good-looking guys are seen as bad boys; you’re just trash.

Do you like bad boys?
Oh, who doesn’t? We like the charm of a bad boy but don’t love being played ourselves!

So today, I’m taking you to Guting Si Zha!!!
I’m known as Little Bad Boy of Guting!!!

What? You’re a bad boy? Too much love for that!!!

(!? Turns out the ladies are into bad boys! This is what we call someone who talks poorly but behaves well!
They say bad boys should disappear, but somehow, they can’t help but be drawn to the mysterious appeal of bad boys!!!

Sigh, that’s just how it is.

You’re lamenting internally, wishing you could just be a pure love warrior. Yet, after a few years of experience, you find out that pure love only exists in the dream world.

Outside, pure love warriors can only be conquered by bad boys. Now, you’ve also become a bad boy...

Ah, I digress.
Bringing a girl to a bad boy’s hangout? What are you trying to imply?!

Is it that you’re the bad boy, or is she pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger and planning to turn the tables on you?

All I can say is, if you take it seriously, you lose!

When you bring a girl here, while flirting with her, you make fun of bad boy banter. At that time, you both are chatting non-stop and giving each other emotional value.
Look, you can subtly test her: “Wanna be a bit bad with me? Yeah? You can be bad to me but can’t be bad to me!”
See? Isn’t this subtly closing the distance between you and her?!!!!